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*i will not spank others *i will not aim for Master's head *i will not yell safeword in the grocery store *i will not sell the names on my newsgroup list to the National Enquirer *i will not read and giggle at Master's logs from the Dom Forum *i will not yell fire everytime Master lights a candle *funny noises are not funny *i will not slap Master with my bra *Punishment is not boring or pointless *i will not call Master "Dr. Death". *i will not defame the Eugenspeil Society. *i will not put laxatives in the candy bowl before Master's d/s party. *i will not hide the newbies or send them snipe Dom hunting. *i will not bring sheep to the subbie forum. *A burp is not an appropriate response to Master. *i will not eat all Master's m & m's while he is at work *i will not yell she's tied up at the subbie forum *Master's gags are not to be used to keep the children quiet . *i will not call Master "spud head", "butt head" or any kind of "head". *Masters ARE perfect. *Mud is not an acceptable side dish for dinner for Master. *i will NOT wear panties. *i will not sell snake oil or tiger balm at Master's D/s parties. *i will not peek out of the blindfold. *there is no such thing as "slave immunity". *i will not sneak in the bathroom when i don't have permission. *i did not win an emmy for my last session. *i will not hide all Master's toys. *all play and no work does not a good slave make. *i will not say "Oh, Master you're the bestest and biggest" just to get a spanking. *i can not fire Master. *my last assignment was not stolen by one armed net hackers *i will not scare the newbies by telling them ALL REAL subs like bullwhips *i will not perform breast implant surgery on the newbies *i will refrain from saying "hail satan" when i don't like Master's orders *i will not remind Master daily of our 1 day, 1 week, 1 month, 1 yr. anniversary *i will not waste wax by playing with it or putting it on all Master's clamps *i will not use Master's bondage table for a skateboard ramp or a slide into the pool *i will not wear Master's underwear on my head *Master's dog does not stink *i will not torment the newbies with the violet wand *i will not use the pages from Master's Dom Handbook to start the grill *i will NOT break wind while master is doing Domly things various parts of my anatomy. *i will not giggle uncontrollably when the cat decides to "help" Master. Nor will i remind Him that He is sub for the cat. *i will ATTEMPT not to laugh when the son remarks that he heard "slapping" noises and got up to see where they were coming from. *i will faithfully remember that washing Masters shorts with my red sweatshirt is not a good thing to do. *i will try to remember that Masters are allowed to snore. *i will not cut and paste my Master's IMs to the chat room *"All the other Dom's let their subs do it" is not a valid reason *i will not giggle when my Master is lecturing me *i will not get my subbie friends into trouble, they are capable of doing that on their own *i will not refer to my Master as "cute", when he is angry *i will not flash my Master when he is playing Jenga *Patience is not something found in hospitals *"Ow, that hurt" is not my safeword *i will not suggest that we paint the ceiling beige when i am bound on my back *i will not correct my Master by telling him that my directions are better than his *While doing a scene, i will not bring it to Mistress's attention that Her mustache needs shaving again Sign or View my guestbook | ||||||||||||||||||
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